Farewell to Juliet Farewell to Juliet 
Since FTJ has yet to surpass U2 in numbers of albums sold,
we consider ourselves to be pretty small-time. Therefore, we
don't consider our listeners "fans" as much as we consider
them to be "friends." We don't believe there are
walls between us and our audience, but this page represents
an effort to knock down whatever barriers remain.
Just for kicks, here's
a photo of Jeff's female labrador mix, which he named "Brant," out
of admiration and respect for FTJ's lead singer, Brant Hansen.
Here's a look at the terrifying Karate
battle between the wily Mr. Pot-atohead and
the fiendish Mr. Chipmunk. This fearsome display of martial arts
prowess occured during the band's night off from the Grace and
Dire Circumstances sessions, at Brant's house.
Repairs to the Hansen household are underway, and donations to
the building fund are gladly accepted.
Note John's expression of stunned
horror as he looks on helplessly.
In addition to odd photos, this is the place to find draft lyrics for developing songs, and prose that may or may not ever be used, unless it shows up as a voice-over for a weird insturmental.
