Bribes

It used to be fairly easy to bribe me on non-principle matters. A bit of good chocolate, a cup of good coffee (instants and mass-produce need not apply, regardless of what their marketeers say)...

But I don't really pay too much attention to either of these, anymore. So what might work instead, if you want something out of me?

• several kg of gold
• Guns
• a 10MB or better fiber link to my house
• A NetApp filer or Pillar Data front end with a few TB storage (since Auspex is defunct)
• a trip for 4 to anywhere outside the continental USA or Canada
• any Superbike, Formula or GP bike that has placed in a national or world class race.
• a piece of a TRU corporate goon
• roadkill recipes or stories
• the ``P'' word (no, not pickle, possum or poltroon)

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