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"Despite what you've heard, I don't work at your company. I worked at Crocker Bank in San Francisco from 1979 to 1986, then Pacific Bell from 1986 to (any day now), mostly in various engineering groups. But I'm not an engineer by education; I did the MBA thing.
"I am not your high school friend of the same name. I did not author the Scott Adams Adventure Games for computers. I did not go to your school. The person you know is not my relative. I am not your ex-husband. We were not childhood friends.
"Dilbert is not gaining weight.
"There is no particular reason that neither Dilbert nor Dogbert have obvious mouths.
"The most frequently asked question is "Why does Dilbert's tie curl up like that?" The answer is either A) It's a metaphor for his inability to control his environment or B) He's just glad to see you.
"The boss character has no name. I like it that way."
- Scott Adams
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